I got this off an email from one of the girls at work. I thought it was hilarious. It is not for the faint of heart though.
PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. I guess you want to ensure your heterosexuality even with animals?
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in the mirror. I think of it like Medusa, and you can only see the reflection or you turn to stone.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. Have these people never heard of sheets?
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. Much worse than "going blind".
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. I think if this job gets out to the general population of men in America, there could be a serious influx of US immigrants in Guam.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Can someone remind me to move Taylor to Hong Kong if I ever suspect him cheating?
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. Because anywhere else would just be silly.
In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Gross, gross, gross.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. Sad to think that this was such a big issue that it required a law.
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises. I am glad that Maryland is encouraging the drunken one night stand.
So there you go, hope that it was not too much for anyone. And I am sorry if anyone took offense but in my defense I am a OB/Gyn nurse and I talk to people about sex all the time.
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Love the Hong Kong one. If Ben ever cheated, my bare hands would definitely solve that little problem.
The one where the mom had to be in the room when they had sex for the first time disturbs me to the point that I will probably be thinking about that, while shivering, for the next week!
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